You call yourself an "alien psychic astrologer," yet you never seem to refer to astrology in your missives. Why no astrology?
The answer is simple, my friend. I am primarily a psychic, and almost
all of my wisdom comes from my spiritual examination of the non-physical
threads of existence. Nevertheless, I, Apelord,
am fallible. Consequently, I utilize astrology to verify my psychic revelations,
thus using the best science 7th century Europe had to offer.