Dear Apelord,

You call yourself an "alien psychic astrologer," yet you never seem to refer to astrology in your missives. Why no astrology?

Ed Turpentine

Apelord Responds:

The answer is simple, my friend. I am primarily a psychic, and almost all of my wisdom comes from my spiritual examination of the non-physical threads of existence. Nevertheless, I, Apelord, am fallible. Consequently, I utilize astrology to verify my psychic revelations, thus using the best science 7th century Europe had to offer.