Dear Apelord,

Are your missives collected in a volume? Is there a book of your wisdom that your devoted followers could buy?

Karl Kent

Apelord Responds:

How fortuitous that you should raise that question at this time! For you and others like you, my friend, today is a very lucky day indeed.

Until February, 1998, the only way to ponder the wisdom of Apelord was to visit this eye-watering web site. Now, however, you can purchase a rather weighty volume that contains the greatest collection of wisdom since the Farmer's Almanac (New England edition): Apelomatics: The Modern Pseudoscience of Mental Dentistry.

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