Are your missives collected in a volume? Is there a book of your wisdom that your devoted followers could buy?
How fortuitous that you should raise that question at this time! For you and others like you, my friend, today is a very lucky day indeed.
Until February, 1998, the only way to ponder the wisdom of Apelord was to visit this eye-watering web site. Now, however, you can purchase a rather weighty volume that contains the greatest collection of wisdom since the Farmer's Almanac (New England edition): Apelomatics: The Modern Pseudoscience of Mental Dentistry.
In Apelomatics you'll learn how to overcome all of life's problems. The book provides simple, thoroughly researched techniques that will give you a better understanding of your self, society, and the placebo effect.
I strongly encourage all of my followers to purchase as many copies as they can afford. Give one to a friend or a family member. Apelomatics makes a great tip for your paperboy at Christmas.
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Remember, Apelomatics can help you, Makes a great birthday gift, too.