Dear Apelord,

Are your missives collected in a volume? Is there a book of your wisdom that your devoted followers could buy?

Karl Kent

Apelord Responds:

How fortuitous that you should raise that question at this time! For you and others like you, my friend, today is a very lucky day indeed.

Until February, 1998, the only way to ponder the wisdom of Apelord was to visit this eye-watering web site. Now, however, you can purchase a rather weighty volume that contains the greatest collection of wisdom since the Farmer's Almanac (New England edition): Apelomatics: The Modern Pseudoscience of Mental Dentistry.

In Apelomatics you'll learn how to overcome all of life's problems. The book provides simple, thoroughly researched techniques that will give you a better understanding of your self, society, and the placebo effect.

I strongly encourage all of my followers to purchase as many copies as they can afford. Give one to a friend or a family member. Apelomatics makes a great tip for your paperboy at Christmas.

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